A bank robber walks into a bank, robs the bank at gunpoint then walks up to a man, sticks the gun in his face and asks, "did you see me rob this bank?"

The man answers, "yes", so the robber shoots and kills him.

The robber walks up to another man, sticks the gun in his face and asks, "did you see me rob this bank?" "No," answers the man...



"but my wife did"...... :harp: