SIGNS YOU JOINED A REDNECK GYM


Guys misunderstand and keep taking the free weights.

Top speed of the treadmill is "Pretty Dern Fast."

Locker rooms are out back.

The barbells are actually the front axles of a Ford Pickup.

The recommended attire is cutoffs and sleeveless t-shirts.

The only workout music is a "Best of George Jones" 8-track.

Out of 1,000 members, 800 are named Bubba.

Monthly dues are $35 or 20 pounds of deer meat.