CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS




NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight class members each.

TOPIC 1: How To Fill Up Ice Cube Trays. Step by step with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion.

TOPIC 3: The Toilet Seat. Learning the various positions of up and down.

TOPIC 4: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5: The After-Dinner Dishes And Silverware. Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

TOPIC 6: Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help line and support groups.

TOPIC 7: Learning How To Find Things. Looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

TOPIC 8: Health Watch - Bringing Flowers. It's not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 9: Asking For Directions. How real men do it. Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation

TOPIC 11: Learning To Live. Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.

TOPIC 12: How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13: How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy. Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

***UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.

only if these actually existed :babyha: