The top 3 reasons for crying are: 1) The baby is hungry. 2) The baby is teething. 3) The baby knows you have to be at work at 5:30 in the morning and thinks it's funny.

The only thing funnier to a baby than Dora the Explorer is seeing you trip and hit your head on the coffee table.

Babies are naturally curious about things, such as, "I wonder what daddy's business suit would look like with half a jar of strained peas spit onto it?"

While babies are harder to care for than cats, they don't tend to shed as much.

Another baby-thought:

"Gee, I have gas. I bet if I smile just a bit, every adult in the room will go crazy making faces and talking funny and think I am smiling at them"

Oh come on now...everybody knows they're smiling at angels..... :harp: