Title: Ask a stupid question
Description: answer stupid question...ask a question
pattipagewhite - August 13, 2006 02:10 AM (GMT)
Ask a stupid question....next poster answers it and in turn asks another...
First stupid question.....
Who put the bop in the bop she bop?
PqPublicist - August 13, 2006 02:23 AM (GMT)
First stupid question.....
Who put the bop in the bop she bop?
Pop did
for a second time... who messed up our board ?
pattipagewhite - August 13, 2006 08:00 PM (GMT)
Well....we'd all like to know the answer to that one Faye...but it's a serious question...
next stupid question....
What made the cow jump over the moon?
PqPublicist - August 13, 2006 08:36 PM (GMT)
What made the cow jump over the moon?
she saw Mr. Bull on the other side
Next stupid question:
why do folks take hell so lightly?
pattipagewhite - August 14, 2006 12:13 PM (GMT)
Again, PQ...that's not a stupid question...that's a very serious one...one I can not answer...
next stupid question....
Why was "Little Boy Blue" so blue?
PqPublicist - August 14, 2006 02:31 PM (GMT)
Why was "Little Boy Blue" so blue?
because he slept so long under the hey stack
Next stupid question:
where did Little bow Pep's sheep go to ?
pattipagewhite - August 15, 2006 01:55 PM (GMT)
Little Bo Peep's sheep ran away when they saw the farmer coming with the shears....
next stupid question....why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall anyway?
PqPublicist - August 15, 2006 03:59 PM (GMT)
why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall anyway?
he wanted to see what was on the other side of the wall
next stupid question
What did the stop sign say to the yield sign ?
pattipagewhite - August 18, 2006 12:20 PM (GMT)
Hmmmmm....I don't know....maybe...."This is my corner...run away".....
next stupid question...
How much dirt is in a hole three feet square?
PqPublicist - August 18, 2006 02:23 PM (GMT)
How much dirt is in a hole three feet square?
too much to pack
next stupid question...
what did the red rose say to the white rose?
VirginiaJoe - August 18, 2006 05:32 PM (GMT)
what did the red rose say to the white rose?
That was a dirty joke, how come you aren't embarrassed, too?
next stupid question-
Did Jimmy really crack corn? Do you care?
pattipagewhite - August 18, 2006 06:41 PM (GMT)
Long as he didn't corn crack I don't care....
next stupid question
Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge...one jumped off, how many were left?
PqPublicist - August 18, 2006 07:23 PM (GMT)
Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge...one jumped off, how many were left?
none they were all copycats
Next stupid question:
what did the tire say to the higway?
pattipagewhite - August 21, 2006 12:23 PM (GMT)
I've got you covered.....
next stupid question...
What do prisoners use to call each other?
'JT' - August 21, 2006 12:27 PM (GMT)
Duh, a 'cell' phone!!
What color is clear celophane tape?
pattipagewhite - August 21, 2006 12:34 PM (GMT)
hmmmmm....that's a toughie....let's see...pink..no...blue...no...I bet it's
CLEAR..... :giggle:
next stupid question...
How many weeks are there in a light year?
PqPublicist - August 21, 2006 10:45 PM (GMT)
How many weeks are there in a light year? same as in a dark year... 52 I think
next stupid question...
What color is a clear day?
pattipagewhite - August 22, 2006 12:03 PM (GMT)
About a million different colors....
next stupid question
Why did the monkey chase the weasel all around the cobbler's bench?
VirginiaJoe - August 22, 2006 04:22 PM (GMT)
Why did the monkey chase the weasel all around the cobbler's bench?
Because that weasel stole some money out of his cup?
next stupid question-
How little is an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?
CanChik - August 22, 2006 05:38 PM (GMT)
Big enough to cover a two-toed sloth crossed with a vociferous wang-doodle.
Why is the colour purple called purple?
pattipagewhite - August 23, 2006 12:30 AM (GMT)
Why is the colour purple called purple?
Well...actually it hasn't always been called purple....it was originally called elprup, but it was a bit difficult to pronounce so...they changed it by order of the Continental Congress back in 1778 I think....
next stupid question.....
What is wolley?
PqPublicist - August 23, 2006 03:28 AM (GMT)
What is wolley? is the drunk bear asleeep in the back yard
Next Stupid Question:
why is Yelling for some folks their only means of speaking?
pattipagewhite - August 23, 2006 12:48 PM (GMT)
They're really hard of hearing...... :o
next stupid question
What species is a chonkey?
PqPublicist - August 23, 2006 07:13 PM (GMT)
What species is a chonkey?
Monkey family
next stupid question
what is the species of the wild :arnold:
pattipagewhite - August 24, 2006 12:50 PM (GMT)
It's the fearsome wildanimalarnoldexpectushimtorun species.....
Next stupid question..
Why was the mule skinner blue?
PqPublicist - August 31, 2006 03:19 AM (GMT)
Why was the mule skinner blue?
the Mule was tough to skin and it turned him blue
Next stupid question..
what did the Tom turkey say to the Hen one week before Thanksgiving?
VirginiaJoe - September 5, 2006 04:27 PM (GMT)
what did the Tom turkey say to the Hen one week before Thanksgiving?
Beware of the fork.....
next stupid question-
If a teenage boy has a crush on a girl....they call it "puppy love". What do they call it when a dog has a crush?
pattipagewhite - September 5, 2006 07:21 PM (GMT)
Oh mercy...I'm almost afraid to touch this one..... :rollinglaughing:
Maybe kitty krush....
Next stupid question....
Where is the ocean the deepest? :giggle:
PqPublicist - September 6, 2006 03:40 PM (GMT)
Where is the ocean the deepest?
in the middle
Next stupid question....
what did the tom turkey say to the new hen turkey the day after thanksgiving?
PqPublicist - September 12, 2006 11:04 PM (GMT)
TTT
Next stupid question....
what did the tom turkey say to the new hen turkey the day after thanksgiving?
JDubya - September 13, 2006 01:15 PM (GMT)
PqPublicist - September 20, 2006 02:49 AM (GMT)
safe for one more year my sweetheart, you can relax. Everything is going to be ok.
what was Hen's response to this?
pattipagewhite - September 20, 2006 03:20 AM (GMT)
That's easy for you to say....
actually...I have no idea...
next stupid question....
Why was the monkey chasing the weasel all around the mulberry bush?
VirginiaJoe - September 20, 2006 03:47 AM (GMT)
Why was the monkey chasing the weasel all around the mulberry bush?
Because that little weasel was trying to get that tom turkey to talk to that hen.
next stupid question-
Why did the three blind mice run after the farmer's wife?
PqPublicist - September 20, 2006 03:48 AM (GMT)
Why was the monkey chasing the weasel all around the mulberry bush?
because he wanted to have some fun
next stupid question....
what did the hens say when there was a raid on the hen House?
pattipagewhite - September 20, 2006 12:30 PM (GMT)
Answering Joe's question
She had the cheese...
Answering PQ's question
Run sistah girl...run....
next stupid question....
When Yankee Doodle went to town....what did he name Macaroni....his pony, the town, or the feather in his hat?
VirginiaJoe - September 21, 2006 03:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (pattipagewhite @ Sep 20 2006, 08:30 AM) |
Answering PQ's question
Run sistah girl...run....
|
:rollinglaughing:
VirginiaJoe - September 21, 2006 03:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (pattipagewhite @ Sep 20 2006, 08:30 AM) |
next stupid question....
When Yankee Doodle went to town....what did he name Macaroni....his pony, the town, or the feather in his hat? |
Hmmmmmmm..........is this a trick question?
PqPublicist - September 21, 2006 03:08 AM (GMT)
the feather in his hat
how did the Hen respond to the statement Run sistah girl...run....
:rollinglaughing:
VirginiaJoe - September 21, 2006 03:11 AM (GMT)
She jumped on Yankee Doodle's pony.
next stupid question-
Wonder where Yankee Doodle got that feather?