A blonde enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."


The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.

He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.


Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.


The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."


"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"



The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"


The blonde says,


"Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

:rollinglaughing: :rollinglaughing: :smacking:

gosh I can't believe that salesman went and told on me. :o