If you are read this.... :rollinglaughing:


Friend, when you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got a date with that cute blonde.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to you so you will feel even more stupid.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh - and then tell all my other friends.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Hey! I have friends like this!