THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU GOT A BAD BIRD THIS THANKSGIVING…


#10) When in water, it floats up side down.

#9) Glows when you turn out the lights.

#8) Cooking instructions include recipe for "Kaopectate" gravy

#7) One of the legs is made of wood.

#6) "Ptomaine Tips'" the video, is packed in bird's cavity.

#5) It rejects the stuffing.

#4) Giblets, smell like moth balls

#3) Has a tattoo on it's back.

#2) Injected with basting "ointment."

#1) Skid marks on it's back because it was used in a bowling tournament.

wonder does the tatoo say "Mom" or "Hen" :kekeke: