She was Soooooooo Blonde ..

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."



She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.



She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she
turned around and went home.



She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
In Front."


AND..........

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

She thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet? :whistling:

:rollinglaughing: JW


I also heard...TGIF....toes go in first

She thought Diamond Rio was a jewelry store on the border...

She took crayons to bed with her, so her dreams would be in technicolor.

She thought "Virginia Joe" was a cigarette :babyha:

:rollinglaughing: