I came up with the name, but someone else did a similar post a few years ago on another board and it was pretty fun. The idea is to write part of a story and the next person continues on in the next post for a little bit. Try to write no more than a paragraph at a time so as to have someone else continue.

It is fun to see what directions things go and what people think of, as well as improvise from someone elses post. I will start it off.

As I was driving down the road, I had my radio tuned into southern gospel music. I was jamming to some good gospel tunes when an important announcement preempted the music. It said...

....be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle with screaming women in the back seat....

.....suspects are armed and dangerous. Caution should be observed if these women should approach you. One of the women is reported to be Canadian, and her weapon is.............

...a pair of golden chopsticks reported stolen from the China exhibit in Toronto. The Hummer was last seen speeding past.....

.....the North Dakota border, crossing in to Montana, where the notorious.........

...mobster aka Dangerous Hands Donna was known to reside. The Hummer paused briefly to pick up DHD, sped up and turned the corner when...

there, right in their line of sight was a squirrel. The squirrel said, "why are you surprised that I am here? I am attracted to nuts." The Canadian one pulled out a BB gun from the back seat. She said, I'll be wearing a new hat before this day is done. She then...

skinned out the squirrel, made jerky out of the meat, tacked the hide on the back of the Hummer to dry in the sun and headed south. They had quite a drive ahead of them before they picked up the redneck sidekick currently hiding out in the National Forest somewhere in East Texas.....



A Hummer? Not very easy to hide, girls....

But they made the trek anyhow. Now, with the addition of Bekah and her mom (who were both picked up), was especially fortuitous because the radio soon went out. Bekah led them all in an old fashioned gospel sang Texas style. They were having a fine old time until they looked in the mirrors and saw a car with flashing red lights following them...

....a Texas ranger with sandy brown hair was pulling them over. "It's Walker!" said the girls. They rolled down the driver's window and there stood a very tall, handsome Texas ranger, wearing a dress and pink boots. He looked in the Hummer and said....

....ladies, you may know me from an article written by JCB. I am really from Mississippi and these nylons are killing me. The tall ranger then asked if he could join the gang and took over the driving duty. Off they went singing.....

They went east and dropped the ranger at home in Mississippi and then continued on to Georgia. While passing through, they saw Cooter's place where there were several General Lee look-a-likes there for a big show.
Lorriane had the brilliant idea that perhaps their vehicle stood out too much. She thought it might less conspicious to take off in one of the General Lees. They chose one with a 426 Hemi six pack. They left their old vehicle in a cloud of dust.

......Dangerous Hands Donna took over the driving since she had HEMI experience! The traffic was so backed up that they cut across the airport and were racing a Delta jet down the runway when all of a sudden.......

coming in on the same run way was a bowing 747

....which quickly left the runway when the pilot saw DHD, the crazy Canadian Chick, and the dangerous mother daughter duo from Texas headed in his direction. The chick in the squirrel tail hat leaned out the window with her autoromatic 270 rifle while.......

....taking aim at a minivan with VA plates in hot pursuit.....when Smokey VaJoe flashed his shiney badge and the Hemi pulled over. Smokey VaJoe had to take the girls into custody...or so he said.......instead he took them to........

......the Policeman's Ball, where he made them all dance with him the rest of the night. When the dance was over, all the women.............

took off on Virginia Joe leaving him handcuffed to the jail door while they escaped.
Off they leave again in the General Lee. The Canadian one said "my time watching the Dukes was not wasted." DHD said, "he'll find out that the pilot at the airport isn't the only one who can fly. " "If Bo Duke can do it, so can I."
She guns the car, runs up a ramp, and hits the air doing 150. When it lands both torsion bars break, and the rearend goes through the trunk.

...when a body came flying out of the trunk......

It seems that the crash and rearend pushing through caused the trunk lid to pop open, thus causing the body to come out (and we aren't talking the car's body either.)
Oh my, Bekah says. It would be bad enough if moonshine were in the trunk, but I think we are in even more hot water now, and me without my Daisy Duke shorts. What can we do, ma?

PattiMa panicked when she remembered that her fishing hook was still in the body that she reeled in last night after.......

spending the day fishing. The problem is, she had let her fishing license expire. Even more trouble is the law was after the Canadian one for carrying the squirrel over state lines without a valid hunting license.

They heard a noise overhead and it was Walker the Cross Dressing Ranger in an ultralight aircraft, mad as a wet setting hen that he got dropped off in Mississippi and was run out of town by mad FEMA trailer dwellers. As he landed and approached Bekah, he said....

Ok Sweetlips.....this party's over.....you done made me good and mad. I'm partial to Texans but you done pushed me too far, you and that pistol packin' mama of yours and that crazy Canadian chick swinging that rifle around...not to mention that Mountain woman driving like a maniac. The FBI, CIA, CSI, NCIS, NAACP and all them other outfits has got people looking for y'all in every state, now .........

...now that you have had your alphabet soup, what are you gonna do now?

....we're gonna knock you upside the head big boy.....they's more of us than there are of you....we got a date with a Canadian mountie....we're headed north to......

...to the boarder for our riding lesson with Mountie Mike. Little did we remember (two of us have an excuse :rolleyes: ) that we have to have passports. That left us.......

...sweet talking the border guard dude at CanAYdeeah. He was just about to let the car through when the trunk opened, and....

...and out popped Walker dressed as a Mountie with a microphone and began singing....."ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from you!!!".......as he handed the wild bunch of ladies their passports with fresh ink.......

.....one of them grabbed him and gave him a big...........

However, being on the run for so long without much sleep caused the ladies to start arguing with each other about whose fault their near arrest was. The Walker Ranger knowing this was not right started singing "We are the world, we are the children."

.....the ladies all looked at each other and knew what had to be done.....out came the duct tape as they all jumped the Ranger in drag. He was soon muffled and boxed and ready to be shipped to......

the backwoods where the guys have no patience with men who dress in drag. They also put a label on the box that said, wanted a good man to marry. You will get half of my fema trailer if you are the one.

The postman somehow put the box on a slow boat to China. Meanwhile, the ladies, now freshly make-upped, approached the border guard...

They were dressed to the nines and thought they would use their feminine wiles to get the guard to let them pass. When they got there though, they discovered that the guard was a mean, rough, woman.

Which was actually just a disguise as it turned out to be The Mountie Paul Gross from Due South. He flashed them his killer smile and opened the door to his office. "In here ladies"...but when they entered they found...

...a half eaten corndog with lipstick on it and a jar of hot sweet dill pickles, all sitting next to a ginormous beautymistic wedding cake.

He says, there is a package waiting for you. It was found on a boat heading to china. It was marked return to sender, and taken back off of the boat. It was rushed here before you left the country. They knew you were heading this way.
Here is the Ranger. He's been waiting for you. One of you will become his wife and share clothes with him. He has a wedding dress ready for each of you.

Qman, you are warped and twisted :P

MaPatti and DHD beging to laugh since they are both 4'11 and would have to stand on the other's shoulders to reach that high :rolleyes: ...HEY WAIT the ladies all said at the same time.....how did he know what size we wear?? Where is that duct tape? Oh no we used it all. I guess we will just have to.......