The new minister arrived in a small Midwestern town to assume the duties of the church leader. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy told him, the minister thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist church this evening, I’ll tell you how to get to Heaven."

"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."