Today is Humbug Day. Today everyone is allowed 12 "bah humbugs." Are you a Scrooge? Here’s a few warning signs…
1. Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.

2. The treats you leave for Santa include a banana, prune juice, and a venison steak.

3. The light display on your roof is in the shape of a howitzer.

4. Your idea of Christmas dinner is a Slim-Jim, and a cheese log.

5. The star on the top of your tree wears a business suit and answers to the name - "special prosecutor."

6. You buy all of your Christmas Gifts in one night, at the same place you buy your gas.