On his way to loading up toys for boys and girls to deliver for Christmas, Saint Nick looked over his naughty and nice list. On the top of the naughty list was CanChik. She was joined by...

.....the top of the nice list, VaJoe, for putting up with all us girls who pick on him in the fun threads. VaJoe decided to help Saint Nick and dressed up as a/an.......

elf and get CanChik's name switched to the nice list before Christmas

The naughty list was pretty long, so Santa and VirginiaJoe had a lot of work ahead of them. CanChik was the naughtiest, but close behind her were Patti, Donna, Lisa, Denise and another really naughty one, Bekah.
Also on the naughty list were Kattie, Teresa and maybe the naugtiest of all, PQ.
Santa decided it may be easier to see who was on the nice list with Joe. The names on that list were.................

.... Virginia Joe, Rob, Pastor Chad, BBD, Peanut, Jdubya... sounds like Santa's list is a little confusing

Santa stuck his hand in the cookie jar and pulled out another list. "Hmmmmm". he pondered, "who are these people? I don't see them on the naughty or nice lists. I see ThunderingHerd, JohnCBoy, quartet-man and Shari. Why are they on a different list?"
Joe studied it for a minute, and said "these are the ones that can't decide if they want to be naughty or nice." So, Santa decided to........

give them the benefit of the doubt and take their christmas gifts along to them. Santa was pondering what he should do with the naughty list names and if all on this list was trully naughty or if Joe has been messing around with his list....

He discovered, Joe had indeed been changing names. Luckily he had backed up the list, and pulled out the previous one. However, he added Joe's name to the naughty side for his stunt with changing names.

Joe got so mad at this latest development, that he pulled his elf suit off and threw it on the floor. That left him standing there, looking pretty..............

weird being he was in the north pole and joe was standing there with not much on for all the cold weather and santa got to thinking....

..."it's a good thing Joe had those insulated long johns on"...."now...back to the list. Let's see here, I've got plenty of sticks for the southern kids on the bad list, plenty of coal for the ones up north. I don't think I'm gonna need very many toys for this list. I may manage a corn dog or two for the little boy in Mississippi, but how his name got on the good list is questionable at best. I do believe there's been some trickery going on in the workshop this year. Looks like an inside job for sure....seems like I heard something about a rough gang of outlaw women headin' this way with some weird guys chasing close behind.....maybe they infiltrated SantaLand during......

...during the infamous Elf Revolt. Seems the elves decided they were no longer going to be forced to wear ugly, tight, non-ergonomic footwear that caused them to walk funny and fall over. The hats weren't so bad, and making toys all day although tedious did allow time for the occasional spit-ball fights, but those SHOES! When the outlaw women approached SantaLand, all they saw were elf shoes flying through the air, and they knew they had the perfect addition to their disguise, to help them enter the Land unnoticed.
They grabbed some shoes, snuck into the workshop, and...

they were shocked at the sights they saw and the folks the encountered there. One of the folks they first met there was....

sneezy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. It seems that he got kicked out of the Dwarfs union because his allergies kept him from being around the ones who wore heavy cologne. Santa took him on and has him working in the toy section so as not to have to be around the womens perfume and stuff for the older ladies.
CanChik knew she could easily pass for dopey, Bekah for Bashful, PPW for Happy and Donna for Sleepy. They all thought they had it covered, but discovered that even the two more verically impaired ladies were still too tall. They thought they would love to be the taller ones, but now it got in the way.

Mercy...them little dudes must be shhhhoooorrrrt if we're too tall..... :Bobo:


Sorry for the interruption....carry on.....

yea Quartet man we are waiting to hear the rest of this story

They thought for sure these must be interlopers. The two shorter of the four ladies managed to say they had been kidnapped by the grinch and given injections that made them grow taller. They said the other two had gotten the worst of it before they all escaped. This seemed to appease the Elves and Dwarves.

...who were still slightly offended for being referred to as elves and dwarves....they preferred to be known as "little people"....however...all things forgiven since it was the Christmas season, the little people gathered around to hear more about the escapades of the four women and their narrow escape from the grinch.

....who was now known as VirginiaJoe. The grinch was very angry that the wild women had escaped his clutches, and he was determined to find them so he could.............

ruin Christmas once and for all. He had a plan and was ready to put it in motion when in walks Santa, himself. Stop, Grinch, he said. I know why you want to ruin everyone's Christmas. You need a hug and a Christmas present.

and santa granted all the women of SGMRADIO website the chance to give VirginiaJoe and Hug and bring him back to being Joe instead of the grinch. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: Joe never had so many hugs in his entire life.

Joe, came to himself and said Peace on Earth, Goodwill to men. Lets find a way to help you women. Here is my plan...

to personally stop by each ones house to wish them the best of holidays and the best of the new Year ... and

Then Joe went to find Rudolph, the Elf Dentist, and Charlie-In-the Box, as well as the rest of the things from the Island of Misfit Toys, and they all joined in with the SGMRAdio Message Board visitors and had a party. Unfortunately, the only thing on the menu was cabbage and mountain oysters. Ms. Claus, aka Quartetlover Shari, put a clothespin on her nose and refused to join in. Jdubya asked for corndogs, but Bekah and the Canadian one just asked for chocolate. Then Kewman walked in with a chef's hat and he brought...

Sloppie Joes, green eggs and ham, apple cobbler, and ice cream. He didn't bring turkey because he didn't want to remind Lowrain of her relatives. He also brought a cake to celebrate Jesus' birthday and presents for one and all. What he didn't tell was that he had charged all of the gifts to Lowrain's credit card. :)

At which point the crack Walmart police showed up to take all the stuff back as the purchase was rejected. They were invited to share in the green eggs and ham.
All of a sudden, a blur was seen by the door, and Ms Claus cried out, "Hey, there goes Baby New Year! Someone left the door open, and the naked baby with the hat ran out! What'll we do???!"...