HOW TO TELL YOU OVER DECORATED FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Now that we’re debating taking the decorations down, how do you know whether you overdid it this year? How do you know if you’re going to over-decorate next year for Christmas? Here are a few signs of danger:

Real wise men show up at your house.
The disc in your electric meter is spinning so fast, you can cut lumber with it.
The power company sends you a gift basket.
The Fire Dept. does a nightly drive-by of your house.
Your home is listed with the star registry.
Your neighbors wear sunglasses to bed.
Six months to put up. Six months to take down.
Your plants bloom.
You come in from your yard with a sunburn – and it's 2am!

Sounds like you have driven by my house and seen it!!!

What about the places that have so many of those fake blow-up snowmen that you start to wonder if there really was a blizzard...