"I'll kiss your elephant if you kiss my ass."
- Democratic slogan

"If it weren't for the optimist; the pessimist wouldn't know how bad off he is."
-unknown

"The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist invents the parachute."
-unknown

"People often miss opportunity because it's wearing overalls and looks like work."
-unknown

"Nice grip. Allow me to show you mine."
-Seto Kaiba

"I used to be schitzophrenic, but we're okay now."
-a shirt

"Thou mustn't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with kechup."
-A bumper sticker

"Men were created before women because there must be a rough draft before there can be a masterpiece."
-unknown

"Activity's purpose is not to kill time, but to make time live; not to keep a person occupied, but to keep him refreshed; not to offer an escape from life, but to find a discovery of life."
-unknown

" 'Illut gitimine non carperundum.' meaning: 'Don't let the bastards get you down.'"
- my late grandfather

"Veni, vidi, vici."
- Julius Ceasar

*snortgiggle* I love that. XD
Don't he say dat to Joe? O.o;

"You can drown in a glass of water"
-Clay Aiken

"I got stuck in hell..."
"No.......hell's much better than this."
-Mat & Ian; Sailor Moon Rp

"Victims, aren't we all...?"
-The Crow

And yea, he did. After he said it he floored im'. o.o;

XD Poor Joe.

"We're outsiders, so wouldn't that be muddling?"
"Meddling!"
-Goofy & Donald; Kingdom Hearts

A few favorites;

"Well well. Look what the slavish devotion to sanctimonious bloodshed dragged in." ~Ryudo, Grandia 2

"But, using machina... That's bad, isn't it?"
"Pretend you didn't see them."
"Beg your pardon, but that's not something a maester should say!"
"Then pretend I didn't say it."
~Wakka and Seymour, FFX

"Disasterrific!"
~Rikku, FFX-2

"Yo-Yos dont have blindspots"
~Bridget, Guilty Gear XX

"They say one you should not speak unkindly of the dead, so I'll say; "Nice Try.""
~Lezard Valeth ~Valkyrie Profile

"This is it, now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live, and fight your sorrow!'
~Auron, FFX

"Where would you be without me Dax?"
"Well Jak, I wouldnt be 3 feet tall, running around a sewer without a pair of PANTS!.........Gawd, I miss pants..."
-Jak And Daxter; Jak II

'When asked what he thinks of western civilization, Ghandi said., "I think it's a good idea."'

"Yeah, I got some last requests...I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I want Mae West to sit on my face, because I am one horny motherf***er."

-Toot toot, 'The Green Mile'

GOD, those two quotes amuse me...XDDD;;;

Rufus T. Firefly : Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

-Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

Rufus T. Firefly : How would you like a job in the mint?
Chicolini : Mint? No, no, I no like a mint. Uh - what other flavor you got?

-Groucho and Chico Marx, also Duck Soup

Rufus T. Firefly : I'd be unworthy of the high trust that's been placed in me if I didn't do everything in my power to keep our beloved Freedonia in peace with the world. I'd be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered. But suppose he doesn't. A fine thing that'll be. I hold out my hand and he refuses to accept. That'll add a lot to my prestige, won't it? Me, the head of a country, snubbed by a forgein ambassador. Who does he think he is, that he can come here, and make a sap of me in front of all my people? Think of it - I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he'll never get away with it I tell you, he'll never get away with it.
[Trentino enters]
Rufus T. Firefly : So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
[slaps Trentino with his glove]

-Groucho Marx, Can you tell I really like this movie?

"Simba's gone to challenge Scar."
"Who?"
"Scar."
"Who's got a scar?"
"No, no, no. It's his uncle."
"The monkey's his uncle?"
"No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king."
"Ohhh."

-Nala, Timon & Pumbaa; The Lion King

"Many that live deserve death; and some that die deserve life."
-Gandalf the Grey, FotR


"I dont...I dont believe it!"
"That...is why you fail."
-Luke and Yoda, ESB


"Another happy landing."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ep III


"Le abdollen. (You're late.) ....You look terrible."
-Legolas, TTT


"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
–Albus Dumbledore, HP

Mary: So what's the scoop between Anthony and Carrie? Anthony, you're blushing!
Carrie: No he's not! He's been tanning.
Anthony: Er, yea. Tanning.
-An American Idol interview

King Lemur: He can't be king! I have the crown, see? It's a very nice crown. Is it still up there?
-Madagascar

Quintius varus...... give me back my legions.
-Julius Ceaser


I hope god shows mercy on my enemies because i won't
-George S. Patton

A man never won a war by dieing for his country. He did it by making the other son of a **** dumb bastard die for his.
-George S. Patton

When you stick your hand into a pile of goo, that was once your best friends face. You'll know what to do
-George S. Patton

OOC:Yes i love george S patton. deal with it.

Uneducated courage is nothing against educated bullets.
-George S. Patton.